I hate all girls vehemently.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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