shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
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Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
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