I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
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dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
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MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
Just almost drowned myself in the shower again. I need an adult.
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