It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
dude i feel like shit
well u did eat a lot of play-doh
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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