I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Just high enough for therapy.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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