I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
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It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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