I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
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she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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