Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
did i walk over a car last night?
I guess he was telling a totally normal story about being a lifeguard and I wouldn't stop screaming "THAT'S LUDICROUS" at random intervals.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
My favorite part was making you pull out your lucky steelers vibrator and show it to jerome bettis at the bar
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