Do vagina's smell?
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
Coffee's working. Just killed a fly with my bare hands.\nFuck with me.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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