They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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