I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
we were shitfaced at work by 8pm. I had to stop myself from pouring vodka in everyone's cappuccino.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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