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i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
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She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
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Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
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