I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
I'm at the grocery store, it's 10 am and the woman in front of me just bought 3 boxes of wine. She turned around and told me not to be afraid
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
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Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
Yeah and you keep saying "I know how to win America." While running away from us
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
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The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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