do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
i think i just was awoken by the sound of my roommate choking on her boyfriend's dick
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It's confirmed. I have two dates on Saturday, and they are both named Mike.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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