We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
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yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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