Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some chick just tried to plug her vodka into the wall.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We were in his kitchen and she turned to me with a straight face and an avocado in her hand and said "Can we steal this?"
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
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