just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
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I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
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Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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