But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I'm at the doctor and the male nurse (haha) asked me if I smoked, drank or did drugs, and when he said 'drugs' he looked me right in the eye and did a perfect wrist rocket.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
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Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
He ripped off my pantyhose and all I could think was, "oh no those were clinic-appropriate!" That's what I get for ditching a continuing education meeting to go hook up with my scuba instructor.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
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