I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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