My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
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