He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
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you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
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I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize