he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
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When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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