Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
I'm mopping my WALLS now. And talking to my mop. I literally just told it "yeah I kno that dirt doesn't wanna come off but were gonna get aren't we?" This is some good snow!!! mini maid needs to give it to their maids. The world would be spotless!!!!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
Is her dick bigger than yours?
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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