I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
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The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
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Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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