there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
I have never fucking hated the horrible sound of dozens of off-key recorders BLARING their fucked rendition of "Fais Do-Do" in unison against the screams of an adult male... more than I do now. This is why people avoid teaching. Kill me. End it all.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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