So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
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You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know you're baked when you feel your throat closing up from an allergic reaction to the pecans in the cookie you're eating but you keep eating the damn cookie.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
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