she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
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do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
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