he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
then he tried to convert me to islam
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
