sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
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Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I IMAGINED YOU YELLING SURPRISE WITH JAZZ HANDS. AND I LOVE YOU FOREVER
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But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
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