And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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