Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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