Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
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Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
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Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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