I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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