my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
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Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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