if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
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