508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
I forgot to ask you how long you're housesitting. By which I mean how many bones can I get in averaging 2.5 bones per day.
20.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
At one point we were both in the bathroom and i was taking a shit while holding your hair as you puked in the sink. Friendship.
The seven of us sank the first paddle boat, but the second one was much nicer and we stayed afloat. Best night in a while, but we had to walk of shame for a mile.
Why are you rhyming?
Too stoned. That is how my thoughts are collecting.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize
