I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
this guy just used the pickup line "God must have spent a little more time on you" I recognized the nsync lyric immediately.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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