Just found a copy of intimate toy times in my mom's trash can...
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
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Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
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Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... π―πππ
Do I even want to know?
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Like sometimes Iβll be hangry but for dick
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