Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
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In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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