By the way the fattest man alive got married yesterday and I don't even have a boyfriend.
Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
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i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
I ended up sleeping with him in a public bathroom because neither of us remembered where we lived. I have hit a new low.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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