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(419): View more from Ohio

I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea

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(336): View more from North Carolina

you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them

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(440): View more from Ohio

i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.

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(360): View more from Washington

Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?

(571): View more from Virginia

Fuck you.

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(248): View more from Michigan

btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese

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(315): View more from New York

I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick

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