Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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