I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
So after your 27th or so beer, you gave me songs you want to have used if you're ever on intervention.
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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