Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
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If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I know now that the cab driver can get me a 10 dollar blow job. I'm practically a local.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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