i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
My roommate got wasted last night and went to the 24 hour Bally's Total Fitness at 3 A.M. He got back took his shirt off, made a protein shake, puked, asked me if he was almost as jacked as Ronnie Coleman then called ME gay before I could say anything and went to bed
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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