her vagine was all disorganized.
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I found a used condom in my purse this morning. It was in there with a bunch of smushed french fries.
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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