Me too!
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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