Soap is not a condiment
you were passed out snoring, face down with all your clothes still on and 20 minutes later you sat up and said "FUCK YES" and then passed out again.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
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Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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