I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
Randomize
