Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
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And to think..we used to do everything sober...
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
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Future roommate keeps sending me pictures of cool shit she has for our dorm and I'm just like "... I have a set of Aggie wine glasses a great set of tits."
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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