I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
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Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
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he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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