should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
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You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Bitches at mcdonalds acting like they never seen a girl puke in her own coat pocket before
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
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They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
I'm like a sensual ninja. You turn your head for a second and.... BOOM I'm naked. It's like a naughty magic trick.
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