These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
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