I hate all girls vehemently.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
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Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
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We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
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