He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
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Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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